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Wed Oct 15, 2008, 4:03 PM
  • Mood: Sadness
  • Listening to: Chris. (on the phone lol)
  • Reading: Chatting with Yosha Sukage
  • Watching: Porn
  • Playing: Kingdom Hearts :Chain of memories
  • Eating: Shit
  • Drinking: LAWL Juice
[5:50:59 PM] shelby martin says: lawl what I miss?
[5:51:10 PM] Yosha Sukage says: Nothin.
[5:51:15 PM] shelby martin says: yay!
[5:51:28 PM] shelby martin says: what about in physical science?
[5:51:36 PM] Yosha Sukage says: Notes.
[5:51:40 PM] Yosha Sukage says: Bohr Diagrams.
[5:51:43 PM] Yosha Sukage says: Dot Diagrams.
[5:51:45 PM] shelby martin says: i ned dem
[5:51:45 PM] shelby martin says: xD
[5:51:51 PM] Yosha Sukage says: Easy shiz. Test tomorrow, though.
[5:51:54 PM] Yosha Sukage says: You won't take it.
[5:51:59 PM] shelby martin says: im not oging to school tomorrow either x__x *but I WANNA go*
[5:52:05 PM] Yosha Sukage says: o-o;
[5:52:11 PM] Yosha Sukage says: Why?
[5:52:24 PM] shelby martin says: Because i love school
[5:52:25 PM] shelby martin says: D:
[5:52:36 PM] Yosha Sukage says: Well, why aren't you going?
[5:52:38 PM] shelby martin says: i get to see my friends and learn stuffz
[5:52:43 PM] shelby martin says: no
[5:52:49 PM] shelby martin says: because im sick
[5:52:52 PM] shelby martin says: ;_;
[5:52:57 PM] Yosha Sukage says: Thats what I was asking. XD;
[5:53:02 PM] Yosha Sukage says: Hope you feel bettar~
[5:53:06 PM] shelby martin says: like i couldn't breath/talk/walk this morning
[5:53:12 PM] Yosha Sukage says: :<
[5:53:24 PM] shelby martin says: I got to see my favorite docter today
[5:53:26 PM] shelby martin says: ^w^
[5:53:28 PM] shelby martin says: shes so cool
[5:53:33 PM] shelby martin says: t was the awesome black ladie.
[5:53:37 PM] shelby martin says: that likes anime
[5:53:37 PM] Yosha Sukage says: XD
[5:54:19 PM] shelby martin says: turns out I have.....damn i forgot. well i have the same thing i always get every three months xD
[5:55:00 PM] shelby martin says: then me and mum got ice-cream and Danny's fried CHICKAN!
[5:55:13 PM] Yosha Sukage says: XD;
[5:55:15 PM] shelby martin says: oh! and grandpaw and Grandmaw are here again
[5:55:16 PM] shelby martin says: >.<
[5:55:20 PM] Yosha Sukage says: Frahd chigguns?
[5:55:22 PM] Yosha Sukage says: o-o
[5:55:29 PM] shelby martin says: and mum's making get ri
[5:55:34 PM] shelby martin says: *rid of Sora
[5:55:35 PM] shelby martin says: ;o;
[5:55:41 PM] Yosha Sukage says: D:|
[5:55:51 PM] shelby martin says: I dont wanna i dont wanna
[5:55:52 PM] shelby martin says: >~<
[5:55:53 PM] Yosha Sukage says: She just doesn't like your cats, does she? :<
[5:56:21 PM] shelby martin says: i luffless him no matter how socialy needy he is
[5:56:23 PM] shelby martin says: ;o;
[5:56:27 PM] Yosha Sukage says: XD;
[5:56:52 PM] shelby martin says: he waits with me at the buss stop and gets mud all over my school pants
[5:56:58 PM] shelby martin says: >~~<
[5:57:01 PM] Yosha Sukage says: XD;
[5:57:15 PM] shelby martin says: Its just his way of letting me know that he luffles me too im sure
[5:57:20 PM] shelby martin says: in cat language that is
[5:57:26 PM] Yosha Sukage says: :>
[5:58:19 PM] shelby martin says: I painted a big picture yesterday becasue mum made me sad
[5:58:25 PM] shelby martin says: you know about the cat thing
[5:58:54 PM] Yosha Sukage says: o-o
[5:58:58 PM] shelby martin says: so i listend to sad piano songs and painted emotional pics
[5:59:03 PM] shelby martin says: xD
[5:59:06 PM] Yosha Sukage says: XD
[5:59:42 PM] shelby martin says: its just like that dream I had that other week about that pig panther and the monkey
[5:59:45 PM] shelby martin says: ;___;
[6:00:02 PM] shelby martin says: MUM IS ALWAYS TAKING AWAY THE THINGS I LOOOVE!
[6:01:14 PM] shelby martin says: I told you about those dreams right?
[6:01:33 PM] Yosha Sukage says: Nu.
[6:01:34 PM] Yosha Sukage says: o_o
[6:01:54 PM] shelby martin says: oh well then let me tell you a story about a little girl and her pet monkey
[6:02:40 PM] shelby martin says: BRB GOIN' EET MAH CHICKANZ ;D
[6:02:45 PM] Yosha Sukage says: XD
[6:13:30 PM] shelby martin says: k baaaaack
[6:13:40 PM] shelby martin says: k where was I?
[6:13:40 PM] Yosha Sukage says: O:
[6:13:42 PM] Yosha Sukage says: STORY
[6:13:42 PM] Yosha Sukage says: TIEM
[6:13:46 PM] Yosha Sukage says: 8D
[6:13:50 PM] shelby martin says: ummm....lets see noaw
[6:14:20 PM] shelby martin says: *i could geyt on with it if Arica would stfu for a sec. xD*
[6:14:32 PM] Yosha Sukage says: o-o
[6:14:38 PM] shelby martin says: Well it went like this,
[6:14:52 PM] shelby martin says: i was in my room, then all of a sudden..
[6:15:01 PM] shelby martin says: BAM! I fuckin' monkey appeared ;D
[6:15:05 PM] Yosha Sukage says: XD
[6:15:32 PM] shelby martin says: and I was all like cuuute and what not. so I wraped him up in a blanket and was feeding him a boddle of milk.
[6:15:42 PM] shelby martin says: *bottle
[6:16:50 PM] shelby martin says: i walked around the house with him to show mum, and she said, "SHELBY! GET THAT FILTHY, DISEASED RIDDEN ANIMAL OUT OF MAH HOUSE N00B"
[6:17:24 PM] shelby martin says: and so naturly, i got upset and stuff and started crying because this monkey was fuckin' cute as hell D:
[6:17:31 PM] shelby martin says: the end
[6:17:32 PM] shelby martin says: :]
[6:17:42 PM] Yosha Sukage says: XD
[6:17:45 PM] shelby martin says: and for my other story
[6:17:54 PM] Yosha Sukage says: o-o~
[6:18:15 PM] shelby martin says: It was a story about a pig-panther
[6:19:15 PM] shelby martin says: Me and dawn were out in my back-..er....I live in a trailer parck so technicly i dont have a back yard...well lets just call it the back of my side yard.
[6:19:20 PM] shelby martin says: *dawn
[6:19:24 PM] shelby martin says: *Dawn
[6:20:18 PM] shelby martin says: so, we found this little thing that was kinnda in the shape of a sperm, but it was orange and it had wings.
[6:20:45 PM] shelby martin says: Dawn put it in a flowerpot to make it grow, and i was chacing mine aroun din the yard
[6:21:16 PM] shelby martin says: when I finnaly found it, It evolved into a baby :]
[6:21:23 PM] shelby martin says: PIG PANTHER!!
[6:21:30 PM] Yosha Sukage says: XD;
[6:21:36 PM] shelby martin says: It looked exactly how it sounds
[6:22:05 PM] shelby martin says: it was a little baby panther cub, with 6 long saggy nipples hanging from its belly like a pigglet
[6:22:07 PM] shelby martin says: >w<
[6:22:18 PM] shelby martin says: and it had a swirrly tail
[6:22:37 PM] shelby martin says: but it was so effin cuute *o*
[6:23:05 PM] shelby martin says: well I hugged it and played with it in my yard. and shit
[6:23:15 PM] Yosha Sukage says: And shit?
[6:23:27 PM] shelby martin says: Dawn was still crowched by the flowerpot with the planted pig-panther spirm
[6:23:36 PM] shelby martin says: no we didn't actly poop
[6:23:42 PM] Yosha Sukage says: XD
[6:23:47 PM] shelby martin says: we just did stuff ya know :]
[6:24:46 PM] shelby martin says: so anyway, I ran inside to show mum *which by now I sould know better* and i held it in my arms and said, "Mummy Mummy look! Isn't it cute!? Can I keep 'em?"
[6:25:11 PM] shelby martin says: and then she said...nothing.
[6:25:27 PM] shelby martin says: She just had this angry face with eyes of fire and pointed to the door.
[6:25:37 PM] shelby martin says: I knew what that ment all too well
[6:25:40 PM] shelby martin says: v__v
[6:25:57 PM] Yosha Sukage says: :[
[6:26:55 PM] shelby martin says: So I sat on my little sisters swing-set and placed my little piggy-cub onto the ground and told him to go. and that I will always love him and he will always be inside my heart.
[6:27:15 PM] shelby martin says: then he ran off into my next door neighbors house
[6:27:29 PM] shelby martin says: THEN!
[6:27:35 PM] shelby martin says: OUT OF NO WERES!
[6:28:21 PM] shelby martin says: THIS BIG MOMMA PIG-PANTHER WAS PASING IN MY YARD that for some reason wasn't there before. AND I GASPED IN JOY!
[6:29:05 PM] shelby martin says: As I started to walk up to her, mum came out of the door and started yellinga t me
[6:29:07 PM] shelby martin says: ;O;
[6:29:39 PM] shelby martin says: She said that I didn't get rid of my animal.
[6:29:54 PM] shelby martin says: *she thought that the big one was the one i had before*
[6:29:57 PM] shelby martin says: *baka*
[6:30:34 PM] shelby martin says: so she walked up to it with a shot gun out of no wears and said to me, "you should listen to me when I tell you no"
[6:31:27 PM] shelby martin says: Out of terror, I let out a high shreek of pain at the thought of what she was gonna do.
[6:32:03 PM] shelby martin says: but then, The big Pig Panther, bit off my mums head.
[6:32:12 PM] shelby martin says: before mum could hurt her
[6:32:23 PM] Yosha Sukage says: Lololol
[6:32:38 PM] shelby martin says: *lol hold on, I wanna read this* ;D
[6:32:58 PM] Yosha Sukage says: XD
[6:33:26 PM] shelby martin says: k
[6:33:29 PM] shelby martin says: xDD
[6:33:42 PM] shelby martin says: *its like a horrer story!*
[6:33:51 PM] Yosha Sukage says: XD
[6:34:05 PM] shelby martin says: well anyway,
[6:34:28 PM] shelby martin says: I leaped with joy and ran to the pig panther and gave her a hug.
[6:36:02 PM] shelby martin says: I stroked her soft fur and said, "thank you."
[6:36:16 PM] shelby martin says: then she smiled at me and said, "im your new mama noaw girl"
[6:36:42 PM] shelby martin says: THE END
[6:37:01 PM] Yosha Sukage says: XD
[6:42:00 PM] shelby martin says: The docter gave me a pink bandaid today becasue i was picking at my scabs again
[6:42:01 PM] shelby martin says: v___v
[6:42:22 PM] Yosha Sukage says: :[

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:iconmyasina:
... Psychotic.

I :heart: Yuu.

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:icondreadelion:
whoa.

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:iconshizuko-chan:
lol what? xD

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:iconshizuko-chan:
WHAT?! XDD

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:icondreadelion:
nothing 8''D

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:iconshizuko-chan:
xDDD

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:iconmyasina:
I said you is a crazy sunufableep.

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:iconshizuko-chan:
Oh thats whta I thought you said. :]

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